
Told her I was Lord Voldemort. SCORE 133

Vote Dean: King of Hell. SCORE 15

Lessons from Robert Downey Jr. SCORE 204

Coincidence? I think not! SCORE 219

Except I have no rhythm. SCORE 115

tumblr these days SCORE 31

I’m a kangaroo! SCORE 117

When my crush says my name. SCORE 14

Just in case you want to murder someone SCORE 16

A box of sunshine SCORE 169

When kids write a script. SCORE 80

Scumbag imagination. SCORE 16

Those sneaky squirrels… SCORE 18

Dad teaching his son the #1 lesson in life SCORE 83

One donut to rule them all. SCORE 164

Meanwhile at Coachella SCORE 163

I Want to be a Duck. SCORE 8

Cat-calling. SCORE 234

baby animals in the womb SCORE 7

Shots fired. SCORE 136

Messing with Drunk People SCORE 122

How it feels to have a crush SCORE 14

World’s smallest monkey eating macaroni SCORE 13

Be warned. SCORE 14

Why the bike couldn’t stand by itself. SCORE 113

Fear is not real. SCORE 95

Russians. SCORE 279

Common sense. SCORE 12

I might actually use my rake now… SCORE 19

high five Dad! SCORE 148

Dat save. SCORE 267

Social Norm… SCORE 258