mind-o your own business SCORE 22
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
en garde SCORE 22
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
if i just lay here SCORE 10
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
this is quite the life SCORE 12
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
playing hard to get SCORE 18
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
just one day… SCORE 23
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
FYI: SCORE 22
you’re hired SCORE 22
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17