How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I Love My School SCORE 310
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Because Reasons SCORE 224
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Friends SCORE 21
I yawned! SCORE 10
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Word! SCORE 20
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Truth. SCORE 183
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
How is this possible? SCORE 277
BROFIST SCORE -2
