The power of barking SCORE 18
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Soon. SCORE 8
The future. SCORE 22
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Accurate. SCORE 146
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
