Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
The Office cameos SCORE 11
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
hello little friend SCORE 20
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
*have SCORE 17
Do the blink! SCORE 24
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
