
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126

Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180

Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185

Getting older. SCORE 142

Stalker world problems. SCORE 258

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5

Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79

Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123

Like a boss. SCORE 222

Substitute teachers. SCORE 209

From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235

Cats are jerks. SCORE 127

Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158

Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104

How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238

Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155

Take more pictures… SCORE 91

The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55

Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460

Potter Puppy. SCORE 154

How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90

I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101

Logic. SCORE 188

Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225

Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62

When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110

My favorite activity. SCORE 151

Highly suspicious. SCORE 190

Perks of being an English major SCORE 177

A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92

Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60

Truth and lies. SCORE 142