my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
anchors away! SCORE 22
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
there were no survivors SCORE 37
teens with attitude SCORE 27
i am this dog SCORE 20
5 days a week SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
i hope so! SCORE 21
Lana approves SCORE 76
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
too late SCORE 38
he made his choice SCORE 42
it’s true SCORE 58
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
she meant it, too SCORE 43
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
