DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Because Cute SCORE 16
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
The new Batman SCORE 11
Things To do. SCORE 16
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
…Yummy… SCORE 5
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8