800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 14
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
surprised sea squirts SCORE 20
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
staring at a menu SCORE 17
clever girls SCORE 12
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
i love you in german SCORE 19
failing at therapy SCORE 19
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
birthday cod SCORE 28
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
very smol awoo SCORE 26
i have a book SCORE 31
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
third red light in a row SCORE 18
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
no more cupcakes SCORE 25
downward spiral SCORE 22
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
