I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
Same. SCORE 29
We can do it! SCORE 30
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
The more you know. SCORE 36
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20