I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
I GUESS SCORE 45
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 105
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 117
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Mama no. SCORE 51
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Paragraph. SCORE 50
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
