The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
Mom logic. SCORE 190
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
The Cone of Shame SCORE 14
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
So that’s how it happened. SCORE 239
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
Trollololo. SCORE 169
You complete me. SCORE 104
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
The haunted toaster. SCORE 40
Impossible Youtube duet: Miles Davis improvising on LCD Soundsystem. SCORE 133
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 6
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
Goldfish. SCORE 131
No one must learn that my fur is delicious. SCORE 148
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 114
Probable. SCORE 363
Like a sir. SCORE 289
Dr. Sith SCORE 184
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Every time. SCORE 148
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
