+ cry. SCORE 118
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The life of a book. SCORE 74
I GUESS SCORE 45
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Mama no. SCORE 52
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
