Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
Mr. Rogers will always inspire me SCORE 165
So, more rape? SCORE 101
Getting Up Is Not So Easy Now SCORE 100
How to properly devil eggs SCORE 73
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
A Field Guide To Procrastinators SCORE 68
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
The more you know SCORE 156
When the waiter takes your plate and you weren’t finished SCORE 50
I wanna be tall! SCORE 46
I Appreciate That SCORE 86
How To Get Into College SCORE 92
To get to the other side SCORE 126
Comments on the Internet be like SCORE 78
Single vs. Relationship SCORE 88
I miss winter SCORE 54
Pokemon wisdom SCORE 123
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
The Royal Family members are turning into the Weasleys, with irony. SCORE 124
When I come home smelling like another dog SCORE 92
When I die… SCORE 106
Greatest Gift You Can Give Someone SCORE 90
Brutally honest fitness trainer. SCORE 42
When you google a test question SCORE 89
First class vs. Coach SCORE 96
The feels SCORE 131
A Steam Engine Boiler Explosion Looks Nothing Like I’d Imagined SCORE 117
Sesame Street Classic Paintings SCORE 54
We are going to need more cow bell SCORE 105