Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 85
Overpopulation SCORE 91
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
End up like Ralphie from a Christmas Story SCORE 49
Riddle me this SCORE 80
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Protesting homophobia SCORE 76
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 84
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
Dreams SCORE 92
Shooter SCORE 53
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Snitching on a national level SCORE 50
Woaaaaaaaaa…… SCORE 63
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69