I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
She was a vampire the whole time SCORE 35
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
Flying first class SCORE 24
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
True friendship SCORE 23
Shoo, bird! SCORE 30
My dream day SCORE 24
The end is nigh SCORE 38
request denied SCORE 30
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 41
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Problem solved SCORE 42
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
A real life video game SCORE 32
Sounds painful SCORE 28
My resume lied SCORE 30
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28