It’s not how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. SCORE 216
Modern art. SCORE 284
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. SCORE 102
Genius. SCORE 203
Should I check email? SCORE 196
A salt with a deadly weapon. SCORE 258
Heart. SCORE 287
They should have two types of movie theaters. SCORE 200
Stay Puft s’mores. SCORE 232
Baby sleep positions. SCORE 227
One of these is not like the other. SCORE 225
Name that movie. SCORE 232
Formal apology. SCORE 260
Man is nothing else but what he makes of himself. SCORE 193
Nothing worth liking. SCORE 254
Scumbag ducks. SCORE 327
Do want. SCORE 118
Do want. SCORE 267
Comparison is the thief of joy. SCORE 189
Hang on Woody! SCORE 131
Mt. Everest. SCORE 134
Moms are the best. SCORE 224
Come at me bro! SCORE 138
How pandas are made. SCORE 208
What my brain hears when introduced to a group of people. SCORE 267
Honey badger do care. SCORE 271
Nice try, basket industry. SCORE 309
An apple a day. SCORE 289
I’m sexy and I know it, acoustic. SCORE 267
Cutting corners. SCORE 213
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it.) SCORE 158
How Tumblr works. SCORE 246
