
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21

a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5

judges judily SCORE 20

phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21

the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27

the world is your oyster SCORE 25

we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29

what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23

gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22

thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24

after you turn 30, going out after 9 is more of a chore than a good time SCORE 26

they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33

the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28

doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23

my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23

incredible cherry potato plants that yield double crops SCORE 34

they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14

who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24

whoop there it is SCORE 23

well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27

i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23

their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24

silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26

victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28

it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30

this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14

put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25

a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22

how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35

a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24

horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38

bear with me SCORE 26