Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
My feelings toward college. SCORE 155
BROFIST SCORE -2
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Truth. SCORE 183
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 257
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 12
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 20
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 240
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Thanks Max. SCORE 326
I yawned! SCORE 9
How is this possible? SCORE 276
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 19
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Self checkout. SCORE 241
Word! SCORE 19
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I was mugged! SCORE 128
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 269
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 129
