Green eggs are overrated. SCORE 16
IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34
Logic is a gift. SCORE 30
Blessed gran. SCORE 27
The Joker, through the ages. SCORE 19
You must use the Force, Mary. SCORE 23
Alternative Bodybuilders SCORE 23
Nobody told her the PPE wasn’t just a fashion accessory. SCORE 14
New York Telephone Co. suggests a phone, for these rough times. SCORE 32
Shirts are advisable. SCORE 26
Gotta get your hair did. She is not wrong. SCORE 7
Time to get funky SCORE 23
If I were a betting man… SCORE 28
Calvin was the OG tiger king SCORE 25
The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30
Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25
Fashonistas hate this one trick! SCORE 25
Homer seems a little needy, honestly. SCORE 29
Bartenders finding alternative work… SCORE 28
*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 36
Was the enthusiasm warranted, though? SCORE 13
Neandertallica is a thing, now. SCORE 21
Oh brother, where art thou? SCORE 30
That bitch Carole Baskin SCORE 23
Elon musk wanted to have Mario kart on tesla smart screens… allegedly. SCORE 33
MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22
Suck it, Trebek. SCORE 31
Behold! The mother! SCORE 28
…a dash of twig. SCORE 32
A beautiful dachshund with vitiligo. SCORE 29
*poke* the rats. SCORE 23
To hell with waspsps. SCORE 38