i’m the joke SCORE 19
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
evil genius SCORE 13
flan from god SCORE 20
holy dog SCORE 20
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
more milk per milk SCORE 17
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
loin king SCORE 27
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
not even mad SCORE 26
always screaming SCORE 5
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
everything else sucks SCORE 16
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
pure happiness SCORE 20
time is of the essence SCORE 17
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
the worst SCORE 19
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
go back to c SCORE 25
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 39
happy birthday! SCORE 19
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
dirty talk SCORE 21
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27