it’s a toupee SCORE 7
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 23
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
still gotta try though SCORE 14
choo choo SCORE 15
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 23
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
he’s got good balance SCORE 10
resistance is futile SCORE 7
it’s data not data SCORE 19
just a touch SCORE 4
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
new perspective on life SCORE 14
raised on small bites SCORE 11
more cheesecake SCORE 16
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
there goes my week SCORE 22
place your bets SCORE 5
fig newton shoes SCORE 15
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
failed eye test SCORE 34
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
where’s waldo SCORE 16
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
spare cats SCORE 19
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21