ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
thou shalt be my date SCORE -1
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
have a good one eh SCORE 17
a genius idea SCORE 24
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
we are all connected SCORE 16
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
everything is just fine SCORE 19
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40