How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
your gay SCORE 249
… SCORE 10
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
Nice things SCORE 11
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Om nom nom SCORE 10
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Me basically. SCORE 181
Words. SCORE 162
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
me in the shower SCORE 21
every time SCORE 215
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17