Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
The shinbone. SCORE 94
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Soy milk. SCORE 11
Words to live by SCORE 16
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
Group projects. SCORE 149
Time. SCORE 133
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
Loud music. SCORE 14
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
When you see it. SCORE 5
My love life. SCORE 171
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Colorblind. SCORE 136
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Loki. SCORE 152
My life SCORE 113
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202