1,000 points to Gryffindor! SCORE -3
When there’s a fire, people won’t know recognize the items :)) SCORE 15
Santa’s sleigh will be slower this year. SCORE 7
Father of twins. SCORE 13
On giving birth. SCORE 16
This just opened in Chicago. SCORE 199
Born classy. SCORE 240
dear santa… SCORE 0
Meanwhile… on Facebook SCORE -17
The system is wrong. SCORE 204
Then there was a restraining order between them. SCORE 16
hogwarts SCORE 214
O.o SCORE 9
But? But? SCORE 15
Don’t pass it to Larry! SCORE 7
"Look at me, I’m hooman hurr durr" SCORE 272
watch out for bookworms SCORE 27
Oh Chemistree. SCORE 196
Awkward Autocorrect SCORE 17
Is this real life or just a Fanta Sea? SCORE 28
What do you dislike about High school? SCORE 275
The greatest villain in all of children’s literature. SCORE 160
The Little Thormaid. SCORE 153
Tragically, no one could hear the truck backing up. SCORE 14
The ultimate burn. SCORE 208
Miley Cyrus Christmas ornament. SCORE 7
Snow cat. SCORE 18
Native Americans hate snow. SCORE 17
The Evolution of the Playstation Controller SCORE 10
We’re not so different. SCORE 219
how i feel my favorite song comes on SCORE 231
The US is 60% female. SCORE 274