
Waitasecond… SCORE 39

Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20

Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16

Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40

McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21

luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29

Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49

*gunshots* SCORE 22

What sound would it make? SCORE 31

Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33

Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22

Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47

The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33

It actually is this SCORE 36

Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28

You go. SCORE 37

We should buy them all??? SCORE 30

You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31

Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24

This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34

Penwing instincts. SCORE 30

There’s always one… SCORE 29

Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33

You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27

Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23

Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29

Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23

It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35

Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23

I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32

You can do this. SCORE 47

Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13