Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
Get no respect around here… SCORE 19
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
High tech snac SCORE 7
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
They phoned home… SCORE 25
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
I did it! SCORE 17
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
When in traffic… SCORE 26
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
Take it back… SCORE 30
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
Employee beware… SCORE 25