Why would it lose value under a mattress? SCORE 26
Chick-Fil-A gets a a SCORE 24
Could you not? SCORE 12
Harry is excitable this morning. SCORE 18
Ban humans. SCORE 7
RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18
The crows have eyes. SCORE 32
Quatro crazy. SCORE 26
Nobody thinks that. SCORE 29
it’s a blessing SCORE 22
Ahh.. sure enough. SCORE 17
Good. SCORE 25
That’s a bad deal, man. SCORE 16
The original danger noodle. SCORE 18
My best friend SCORE 24
Thank you for being a friend. SCORE 14
Hello, old friend. SCORE 19
It’s duck season somewhere. SCORE 17
I’d put money on it, actually. SCORE 25
*splish splash intensifies* SCORE 20
Simply aghast. SCORE 12
Please make it stop. SCORE 27
Whoopsie! SCORE 21
Jump on that nostalgia train to Georgia. SCORE 29
Cannot disclose reality. SCORE 13
He could be right… SCORE 17
That’s great Bri! SCORE 16
Wordsmiths. SCORE 27
Burn the beetles, please. SCORE 15
RIP epidermis… SCORE 18
ππππΎπΉ SCORE 24
Names and dates please. SCORE 8