The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Om nom nom SCORE 10
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
The power of books SCORE 254
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
Be nice at the dentist when you’re getting x-rays SCORE 10
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Words. SCORE 162
Nice things SCORE 11
Rudolph gets it. SCORE 106
The best pick up line ever pulled. SCORE 409
Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Wash your hands after going to the bathroom, otherwise…. SCORE 16
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
New Years Resolution SCORE 169
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
every time SCORE 215
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
No bones about it! SCORE 189
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
I knew it!! SCORE 11
me in the shower SCORE 21
… SCORE 10
your gay SCORE 249