
feeling knobghty SCORE 15

but do the boots have fur? SCORE 4

computer muter SCORE 21

taking cover SCORE 14

baby food SCORE 14

console culture SCORE 14

boasting brains SCORE 13

streaming meaning SCORE 22

feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13

one of these is not like the others SCORE 18

jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13

half-baked SCORE 16

that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16

dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19

i think they planned-et SCORE 42

parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32

hee hee SCORE 12

never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7

watchdog SCORE 19

poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7

parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 39

“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19

memory log found SCORE 16

the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23

oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8

a shell of a point SCORE 35

“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 13

meme dreamteam SCORE 2

10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 18

peeking perusal SCORE 11

overboard overloading SCORE 18

“Feels a bit Chapter 5” SCORE 10