Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Sometimes. SCORE 913
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Oh. SCORE 1232
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 524
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
White people problems. SCORE 237
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Wind blows. SCORE 841
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1246
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
