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UK+Prime+Minister+Boris+Johnson+demonstrates+how+schools+are+Covid-safe+by+holding+two+arms+over+three+chairs
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson demonstrates how schools are Covid-safe by holding two arms over three chairs SCORE 16
The+White+House+Chef.
The White House Chef. SCORE 19
IT+WAS+TOO+LATE%21
IT WAS TOO LATE! SCORE 21
Move+on.
Move on. SCORE 25
Nice+try+FBI
Nice try FBI SCORE 26
When+the+baby+giraffe+will+not+fit+on+the+scale
When the baby giraffe will not fit on the scale SCORE 26
About+time%2C+honestly.
About time, honestly. SCORE 21
KFC+is+using+the+Colonel+to+enforce+distancing.
KFC is using the Colonel to enforce distancing. SCORE 24
Dale%2C+lets+do+this.
Dale, lets do this. SCORE 27
We%26%238217%3Bre+headed+in+the+right+direction%2C+boys%21
We’re headed in the right direction, boys! SCORE 21
Someone+skipped+a+few+days%26%238230%3B
Someone skipped a few days… SCORE 14
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+electric+fences
We’re gonna need electric fences SCORE 22
IKEA+is+allowing+Muslims+to+pray+in+their+parking+lot+so+they+can+maintain+social+distancing.
IKEA is allowing Muslims to pray in their parking lot so they can maintain social distancing. SCORE 32
You+know%26%238230%3B
You know… SCORE 36
The+time+is+nigh%26%238230%3B
The time is nigh… SCORE 20
Chaotic+bus+vibes.
Chaotic bus vibes. SCORE 26
The+Hardest+Part+of+Writing%2C+basically.
The Hardest Part of Writing, basically. SCORE 27
2021+will+probably+be+a+good+year%26%238230%3B
2021 will probably be a good year… SCORE 25
Any+meal+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+make+is+the+best+meal.
Any meal I didn’t have to make is the best meal. SCORE 20
Local+paper+is+good+paper.
Local paper is good paper. SCORE 30
Star+Wars+is+for+all+of+us.
Star Wars is for all of us. SCORE 21
Well+well+well%26%238230%3B+would+you+look+at+those+prices%26%238230%3B
Well well well… would you look at those prices… SCORE 18
BRI%2C+24
BRI, 24 SCORE 26
Just+Ann+things%26%238230%3B
Just Ann things… SCORE 29
Nice+try%2C+Pennywise
Nice try, Pennywise SCORE 18
The+moment+the+first+Deathstar+was+destroyed
The moment the first Deathstar was destroyed SCORE 27
Henlo
Henlo SCORE 28
A+happy+Beluga+whale+being+returned+to+the+ocean+after+a+decade+in+captivity
A happy Beluga whale being returned to the ocean after a decade in captivity SCORE 25
Good+luck+at+school.
Good luck at school. SCORE 30
Alright%2C+but+they+should+get+their+money+back.
Alright, but they should get their money back. SCORE 29
%2Apanics+in+fruit+of+the+loom%2A
*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19
Wake+up%2C+Neo.
Wake up, Neo. SCORE 20
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Sir%2C+we+don%26%238217%3Bt+allow+your+kind+%5Bof+bowling%5D+%26%238217%3Bround+here.
Sir, we don’t allow your kind [of bowling] ’round here. SCORE 27
48+beers+and+a+unicycle%2C+throw+one+branch%2C+it+crashes+down%2C+48+beers+and+a+unicycle+on+the+ground%26%238230%3B
48 beers and a unicycle, throw one branch, it crashes down, 48 beers and a unicycle on the ground… SCORE 17
Author+Ronald+Dahl+in+his+garden+shed%3B+where+he+wrote+most+of+his+books%2C+including+%26%238216%3BCharlie+and+the+Chocolate+Factory.%26%238217%3B+1979
Author Ronald Dahl in his garden shed; where he wrote most of his books, including ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.’ 1979 SCORE 28
OK+BUT+WHAT+DID+HE+HAVE+TO+SAY%3F%21
OK BUT WHAT DID HE HAVE TO SAY?! SCORE 25
Preparation+is+9%2F10s+of+the+job%3F
Preparation is 9/10s of the job? SCORE 33
They+wonder+why+it%26%238217%3Bs+called+%26%238216%3Bgoing+postal%26%238217%3B
They wonder why it’s called ‘going postal’ SCORE 26
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