What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
I GUESS SCORE 46
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Why so sad? SCORE 47
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 48
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Every time. SCORE 37
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 73
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Oh my lawd. SCORE 80
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Mama no. SCORE 52
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Advanced Twitter SCORE 117
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 58
+ cry. SCORE 119
