It has begun… SCORE 95
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 7
Game over. SCORE 15
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Seriously. SCORE 214
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 15
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 14
Pun! SCORE 198
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
In an alternate universe… SCORE 7
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Blankets. SCORE 153
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Squid Hat SCORE -16
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
Pun! SCORE 140
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
