happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 30
help, i woke up SCORE 31
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 25
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 85
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 45
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 21
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 8
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 28
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 12
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 37
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 9
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 44
i am your coffee maker SCORE 12
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 32
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 25
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 20
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 26
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 30
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 30
no SCORE 23
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 33
