
This is why I’m single SCORE 32

Non-negotiable SCORE 44

50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47

At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1

A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30

What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24

The original is still the king SCORE 40

Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21

Same… SCORE 53

Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39

Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41

Happy little trees SCORE 50

You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40

No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46

The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36

Needs more white SCORE 23

Call 911 SCORE 19

Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29

Problem solved SCORE 34

Good boi summer SCORE 75

Where’s the lie? SCORE 67

It’s my super power SCORE 44

easy money SCORE 29

Life is a balancing act SCORE 54

For me? SCORE 45

Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40

Jinkies! SCORE 63

Plot twist! SCORE 42

Awkward SCORE 69

I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 34

Nailed it SCORE 11

Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36