I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Sounds painful SCORE 28
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
The end is nigh SCORE 38
My dream day SCORE 24
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Problem solved SCORE 42
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 46
Flying first class SCORE 24
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
My resume lied SCORE 30
request denied SCORE 30
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
What year is ist? SCORE 35
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Stress relief SCORE 45
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
