cramps SCORE 10
we dare you SCORE 10
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
accidental beauty SCORE 31
onward, steed! SCORE 14
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
mooooo SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
i like bananas SCORE 9
slap them SCORE 13
everything beagle SCORE 1
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
memorable first customer SCORE 17
yes they are SCORE 7
supersize it SCORE -4
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
