Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Jerk! SCORE 124
Buddies. SCORE 18
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Dear God. SCORE 119
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Guess the movie. SCORE 136
Wait a second… SCORE 89
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Words. SCORE 200
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
One of these is not like the others. SCORE 222
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123