Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
request denied SCORE 30
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
My resume lied SCORE 30
Sounds painful SCORE 28
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
My dream day SCORE 24
What year is ist? SCORE 34
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
The end is nigh SCORE 39
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Problem solved SCORE 42
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
True friendship SCORE 23
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
