Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 17
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
Am I being dog fished right meow..? SCORE 19
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
*have SCORE 16
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
The Office cameos SCORE 12
Words. SCORE 10
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Steal the world! SCORE 21
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Do the blink! SCORE 23
hello little friend SCORE 20
Coming to a warehouse near you… SCORE 26
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
