Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
We have to go back! SCORE 185
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
One Direction SCORE -14
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
An incredible story. SCORE 194
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
Does not compute. SCORE 180
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 170
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
