FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Got em SCORE 29
Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Same. SCORE 29
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 16
We can do it! SCORE 30
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
The more you know. SCORE 36
