Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Every time. SCORE 182
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Hawkward. SCORE 270
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Oh really? SCORE 174
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
I > You. SCORE 272
On the one hand. SCORE 126
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
It’s true. SCORE 208
Dog logic. SCORE 281
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
How politics work. SCORE 298
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Did you know? SCORE 233
Every time… SCORE 142
YOLO. SCORE 128
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
