live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
he made his choice SCORE 42
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
too late SCORE 38
there were no survivors SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
5 days a week SCORE 45
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
teens with attitude SCORE 27
i am this dog SCORE 20
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
