I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
We can do it! SCORE 30
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
The more you know. SCORE 36
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
