my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
this picture tells a story of intent so concisely SCORE 15
name that book SCORE 30
consider this fact SCORE 20
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
a severe whalement SCORE 5
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 37
a true classic SCORE -9
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
i have important research to do SCORE 23
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 18
a+ sign SCORE 32
which one are you? SCORE 31
where do i apply SCORE 12
w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 31
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 29
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
aw, rats SCORE 22
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 23
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
getting good work done SCORE 23
