I remember that morning. SCORE 35
Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22
Sleep tight. SCORE 34
Mother bi SCORE 27
2spooked SCORE 14
Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19
Good Dog SCORE 23
So drive, then. SCORE 23
It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22
Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 18
Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33
Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23
The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 30
Why are u so dumb SCORE 29
Mans best videographer. SCORE 26
The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 30
Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22
I would be honored to be your boss… SCORE 30
They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 35
Be safe out there. SCORE 31
Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 20
In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 20
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 24
Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 29
There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 26
Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 12
Moms bad. SCORE 24
Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25
Attack of the racoons… SCORE 20
Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 20
Nice. SCORE 28
The ring of fire… SCORE 26
