Accurate. SCORE 323
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Kids these days… SCORE 105
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Coincidence? SCORE 148
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Touché… SCORE 192
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
